About Us

We’re Crushworthy.

A queer-owned creative team making sex-positive, body-positive, and hella cute goods for the LGBTQIA+ community and the people who love us.

We joined forces with a shared vision: to make products that actually represent us. What started as a buddy duo has grown into a full team dedicated to celebrating queer joy, kink culture, and self-expression.

Cute! ✨ Rad! ✨ Fun!

Meet the Team

Xhavier

Creative Babe

The hand-drawn homunculus of the business, Xhavier designs all our products from scratch, manages the production process, events, and graphics, then quality-checks every item to ensure our products are TOO CUTE. If it features a nice ass or a weird lettering, Xhavier drew it.

Vibe Freak: When he’s not designing, he’s likely archiving retro interior photos, studying urbanism, or cooking up something too spicy for you.

Cort

Operations Babe

The bumpy backbone of the business, Cort ensures the merch machine runs smoothly. Beep boop~ He presses the “TOO CUTE” button, and somehow, fully formed merch appears in a box, which he adds confetti to. Then he drops it in a mailbox, and somehow, it gets delivered to you! If your package arrives on time and looking TOO CUTE, that’s Cort.

Vibe Freak: When he’s not managing logistics, you can find him at a psych rock concert, doing hot yoga, or stompin' the DDR mat.

Evan

Marketing & Social Babe

The dark undereyes of the business, Evan helps Crushworthy meet customers online, like you! If you’ve seen an email or social post from us that seems suspiciously TOO CUTE (or just unhinged), Evan may be responsible. If you’re a retailer in the PNW, Evan is likely the one stopping by with samples and some hot gossip.

Vibe Freak: When he’s not thinking about what line is “too far” on a joke about cum socks, he is making videos, playing games with friends, or hosting brunch in his haunted basement.

Andy

Finance Babe

The “Responsible Randy” of the business (his name isn’t Randy… but it does rhyme). Andy diligently watches a big red light labeled “NOT CUTE”. Most of the time the light is off. When the light turns on, we all get in trouble.

Vibe Freak: When he’s not watching the red light turn on, he’s doing other things like repairing watches (what?), DMing table-top campaigns, and listening to Eurovision (yeah, LISTENING, he doesn’t even WATCH them anymore).

And You!

Crushworthy is nothing without our community. We are committed to giving back and actively support LGBTQIA+ organizations and educators through donations.

If you are hosting an event that benefits the community or teaching the next generation of queer youth, please reach out. We’d love to talk about how we can support your work.

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